Assorted Sig tag lines i have used

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I need a new sig tag line.... Any suggestions?

Currently: Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just relax and get used to it

Used in the past:
It's not a smile, it's a lid on a scream!
That's all society is, you know, organized hypocrisy!
Large and in Charge!
People are like stained glass, their true beauty and colours only show when
the light shines from within.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me here...
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
I must catch up to the others, for I am their leader!
It's like I always say... erm... what do I always say?