Wait now...

[tvordlj]

ABC is advertising a stunt by David Blaine. Can he hold his breath under water for 9 minutes?
It's a 2 HOUR SHOW! WTF? Why???? Endless interviews? Training shots?
Will it take 111 minutes to revive him?
Are there warm up acts? like..
How long can someone withstand being squeezed by a boa constrictor before they have their insides mushed?
How many boiled eggs can someone fit in their mouth until they choke?
Do we care?
Not I. This is just beyond ridiculous *and* sublime.

*goes off shaking head in despair for the human race that will sit for two hours and watch shite like that*

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2 hours for a 9 minute stunt

[ssj3-priest.livejournal.com]

Now the only way I could watch that is if one man, and one man alone instead of David blaine... Chris Angel the MINDFREAK...!!!!!!

That would be freaky, and worth it, instead of this purile, wanton excuss ofr mediocre claptrap

Re: 2 hours for a 9 minute stunt

[tvor.livejournal.com]

"purile, wanton excuse for mediocre claptrap"

Most excellent description :)