Darwin award nominee.... Stupidest Thief Ever

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Heard on an irc channel tonight....

<@B> My nephew just started working in a liquor store in Peterborough
<@B> And his first shift he got held up
<@B> By a guy with a note
<@B> No gun
<@B> No knife
<@B> No anything
<@B> Except a note
<@B> So my nephew says "I have to call my supervisor"
<@B> SO the bandit says
<@B> Ok
<@B> And waits
<@B> And my nephew calls the supervisor
<@B> ANd hands him the note
<@B> ANd the supervisor says "is this a joke"
<@B> ANd the guy says "no"
<@B> So the supervisor says to my nephew
<@B> "It's our policy to give them the money"
<@B> SO my nephew puts it in a bag
<@B> And the guy leaves
<@B> Without his rye
<@B> But does leave his backpack
<@B> WIth his ID
<@B> And the note was written on a parole appt. slip
<@B> So they were able to "aprehend him without incident" ROFL
I asked is this a true story....
<@B> It is true