Pondering

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
and finally...............................................
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Spent the morning going over a list of errors from the user testing team, 1/3 of which we can't replicate! Um, are you *sure* you weren't dreaming when you tested that bit? Spent the rest of the morning learning new "Stupid Crystal Report Tricks" lol! I won't go into the boring details. :)

Came in early and will leave a little early. The corporate Christmas dinner and dance is tonight. Got to go home and get tarted up. We have a good group from our office going this year, for a long time hardly anyone from our dept. went but a couple of years ago a small group went, and last year more went and this year the group is growing. I used to go but then stopped for a few years because hardly anyone from our section went so it wasn't a lot of fun. Last year rocked. And Transit puts on a free bus to get people home so they won't drink and drive. nice touch.

And i think i'm going to get a tshirt or button that says, in very large letters,
YES I'M ALL READY FOR CHRISTMAS

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All tarted up, ready to go. Sprayed a bit of perfume on and i'm going to sneeze lol since the workplace encourages scent free i'm not used to wearing it anymore. I've wiped a bit off but trying to wipe off perfume once it's on is like having a screen on the window, all the air, wind, and rain still gets in, it's just better distributed ;)