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tvordljIn the paper today, there was a group of musicians from Norfolk who go by the name of "Norfolk an' Chance"!!
American couple touring Ireland, they see this little cottage and decide they want to buy it so they knock on the door and ask to be shown around, the owner is somewhat bemused. Owner shows them the parlour, the kitchen, the bedroom. The wife then asks about the bathroom and he says "the wha?????" "oh the........... follow me....." down the garden to a hut, one hinge on the door, no handle, he hauls it open and there's a bucket, nothing else. The wife is visibly shocked "Harvey, they don't even have a lock on the door!!!"
The Owner says.."a lock on the door? Why would I want a lock onthe door, I never had a bucket of shite stolen on me yet!!!!!!"
American couple touring Ireland, they see this little cottage and decide they want to buy it so they knock on the door and ask to be shown around, the owner is somewhat bemused. Owner shows them the parlour, the kitchen, the bedroom. The wife then asks about the bathroom and he says "the wha?????" "oh the........... follow me....." down the garden to a hut, one hinge on the door, no handle, he hauls it open and there's a bucket, nothing else. The wife is visibly shocked "Harvey, they don't even have a lock on the door!!!"
The Owner says.."a lock on the door? Why would I want a lock onthe door, I never had a bucket of shite stolen on me yet!!!!!!"
