Mama We're All Crazee Now

[tvordlj]

Okay then.... there's a man in Wisconsin who's mother's corpse was found, in a sitting position in a block of ice, in his freezer! He stored her there four years ago when she died, he says, of natural causes. He was afraid to tell anyone because he thought he'd be accused of her murder. He just kept collecting her social security cheques in the meantime, of course. See, he said her blood was on the walls from an attack by a cat years ago. That's why he thought he could be accused.

The story in the paper then goes on to say he's just had an armed run in with some neighbours after being accused of hitting a local kid. He did admit to this and shot the kid's father a few times. Then the SWAT teams arrived and he held them off saying he had bombs in the house. He did eventually give himself up and they did find bombs packed with nails and other metal things along with a firearm collection.

Now.

Do you believe the cat-attack story in explanation of how that "years old" blood got on the wall?

Me either.

21 sleeps

Comments

[gracefruit.livejournal.com]

Meow. No.

Or his life took a REALLY bad turn after the cat attack on his mom.

[blueberrymoon.livejournal.com]

He's never been the same since!

[gracefruit.livejournal.com]

We shouldn't be so harsh and judgmental! I mean, does he look like a killer to you?



Yikes!

[tvor.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes. He does! *eek!*

[lola-is-naughty.livejournal.com]

Hello no! Not a killer there, nope, no sir, no way, no how. I hope he doesn't move in next door to me though. i'm surprised none of the neighbours noticed the mother was missing.

[gracefruit.livejournal.com]

No kidding!

I must admit that I have lived here a year and half and found out two days ago that there is a teenage girl living next door to me. I've seen the rest of the family, but I've never seen her. Weird.

[lola-is-naughty.livejournal.com]

I don't find that wierd at all. I've lived in the same apartment since December 2001 and only know one of my neighbours by name. People in this city don't normally talk to their neighbours though, so I don't find your comment wierd at all.

[gracefruit.livejournal.com]

I've never even seen her. How do they keep her so well hidden? Hmm...

[tvor.livejournal.com]

I Was A Teenage Vampire?

[tvor.livejournal.com]

Do they have a freezer? ;)))

[gracefruit.livejournal.com]

I don't know. They're pretty much rude, horrible people. I hired someone to cut branches off a tree on the property line we share with them. When my garderner went over to pick up limbs off their driveway, a woman came out of the house and yelled at him.

[cereswunderkind.livejournal.com]

Yet another Wisconsin Death Trip?

[tvor.livejournal.com]

or Death Trap ;)

[sendingsmiles.livejournal.com]

WOW.
Weird.
Weirder.
Weirdest.

Send CSI in... LOL.

[tvor.livejournal.com]

It would be interesting to see just how old those blood splatters actually were. He says the incident with the cat took place a few years before his mother died, which was four years ago. And if they haven't cleaned the blood off walls of that house or painted in that long.... ewwww.

[stevek.livejournal.com]

And if they haven't cleaned the blood off walls of that house or painted in that long....

Don't bother with CSI, send in Kim and Aggie from How Clean is Your House? (http://www.fremantlemedia.com/page.asp?partid=14) ;-)

[tvor.livejournal.com]

LOL yes ! Apparently the body in the freezer was so encased in ice, they didn't even know there was a body in there at first. They chipped away at it and found the bent knee.

[stevek.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I really must get round to defrosting the freezer element of my fridge!

Although I hasten to add, if there's a body in there I'll be most surprised, although it might explain the "clunking" noises!

[tvor.livejournal.com]

*gulp*

[lola-is-naughty.livejournal.com]

I think, no I KNOW CSI would solve that in a one hour episode no problem. CSI Miami or New York might take a bit longer though.

[gramie-dee.livejournal.com]

Oohhh ta chuck, more song material. :D

[tvor.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of help



I think.

[gramie-dee.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they'd mind if I made it a bit more lurid? Don't want it to get boring lol.

[tvor.livejournal.com]

LOL how much more lurid can it get? (don't answer that)

[gramie-dee.livejournal.com]

Well..... ;)

[psychfringe.livejournal.com]

~twirls her finger around her temple and whistles crazy-type circus music~

[tvor.livejournal.com]

I wonder if his nickname is Bubba.