Wait now...

[tvordlj]

ABC is advertising a stunt by David Blaine. Can he hold his breath under water for 9 minutes?
It's a 2 HOUR SHOW! WTF? Why???? Endless interviews? Training shots?
Will it take 111 minutes to revive him?
Are there warm up acts? like..
How long can someone withstand being squeezed by a boa constrictor before they have their insides mushed?
How many boiled eggs can someone fit in their mouth until they choke?
Do we care?
Not I. This is just beyond ridiculous *and* sublime.

*goes off shaking head in despair for the human race that will sit for two hours and watch shite like that*

Comments

[tvor.livejournal.com]

I think it's more the 2 hour show i'm objecting to rather than the stunt itself. I can't imagine what kind of blather they're going to subject the viewers to for that long for 9 freakin minutes of stunt!