Oh for Cripes' sake

In the newspaper this morning... a prominent Catholic archbiship, protesting Canada's proposed changes to the definition of "marriage" to allow same sex couples warns that this law could possibly be interpreted to include incestuous relationships. Can you spot the irony in that? Can you say "clean up your own backyard first?" *shakes head and mutters*

Snappy Answers

Been chuckling about these in particular out of an email that someone very cool sent me today :)) You know who you are!

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads
"low bridge ahead."Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and
he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the
truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The
truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5

The Teacher Snappy Answer of the year.

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider
a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass
guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if
tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
exam with your other hand."