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[tvordlj]

It's been a very Monday kind of Monday and it's only 8 a.m. I dread to think what the rest of the day will be like. Bus was very noisy this morning, with loud announcements from the driver's dispatch radio, none of which i paid any attention to other than to cringe at the decibel level. Elsewhere on the bus a mom was trying to remove something from her son's ear. Maybe she was trying to remove the ear judging from the ear splitting scream he let out at one point, causing even the driver to shout at him. Police car whizzed by with it's sirens on. That's all within the first 5 minutes of the ride!

The chiropractor rattled my brains when he adjusted my neck and that bloody well hurts! I didn't sleep that well last night, kept waking up every hour. I'm worried about my dad and i'm worried about my mom and everything just seems very blah on this grey, rainy morning.

Anyone got any good jokes or something that might cheer me up?

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[lola-is-naughty.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't actually call it a joke, however you know those times when you have so much on your plate and then the boss adds more tasks for you to do? My friend Mark has a great comeback for that, which he said to his boss (true story):

Boss: I want you to do XYZ
You: Sure, why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep at the same time?
Boss: Mark, I will NOT have you enjoying yourself at the office.

[tvor.livejournal.com]

LOL ok that did make me smile thanks

[lola-is-naughty.livejournal.com]

Then my mission has been accomplished.

I know the whole situation with your dad and such is anything other than ideal at the moment and I can only imagine how you must be feeling. I'm thinking of you all and sending positive vibes your way! You know I'm here to listen if you ever just want to talk, Diane. **HUGS**

[tvor.livejournal.com]

THanks hon :) much appreciated

[trixiedelarue.livejournal.com]

Try not to worry I know that is easier said than done.

here is a joke I peed my pants laughing............ but that could be just me

A man goes to a zoo, and is disappointed to only find a solitary dog.

It was a shitzu.

[tvor.livejournal.com]

oh yes. lol har har. ;)

you're not 'arf funny, you ;)

[trixiedelarue.livejournal.com]

sorry it made me lol!

Not quite a joke but...

[acey.livejournal.com]

Here is a link from prince's journal a few days ago which made me smile.

I'm so sorry things haven't picked up a bit more quickly for your Dad.
I shall continue to send good thoughts.
Let's hope this week will bring a change for the best for everyone.

Re: Not quite a joke but...

[tvor.livejournal.com]

That's bizarre and must have been an April Fool's joke even so.

THanks for the good thoughts.